How do Malaysian deals with computer technology???

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How do Malaysian deals with computer technology???

Terms

hardware= barangkeras
software= baranglembut
joystick= barangria
PLUG AND PLAY= CUCUK DAN MAIN
port= lubang
server= pelayan
client= pelanggan

Try to translate this:
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either
hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the
client."

TRANSLATED
"Pelayan itu beri kepada pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan
mempergunakan barangria jenis keras atau lembut. Barangria itu dimasukkan ke
dalam lubang pelanggan." ????????.....:)))

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